Looking to cheat on my girlfriend
acharley
Spring, Texas | Man Seeking A Man
Basic Information
First name
Alan or Alana
I Can Speak
English
Sign
Scorpio
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
A Few Extra Pounds
My Height Is
5' 6 (1.68 m)
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Committed Relationships
I Have Kids
Yes - At Home
I Want Kids
No
My Best Feature Is
Lips
Body Art
Branded, Fanged, Other, Scarred
My Hair Is
Grey
I Have One Or More Of These
Dog, Gerbil Or Guinea Pig, Rodent
Willing To Relocate
No
Status
My Education Level Is
College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is
Full-time
My Speciality Is
Art / Music / Literature
My Job Title Is
Cheater
I Make This Much In A Year
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live
With Roomate(s), With Kid(s), With Pet(s)
At Home
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker
Yes - Often
I Drink
No
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Bully
My Social Behavior Is
Anti-social, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Reading, Arts & Crafts, Theater, Gardening, Fishing / Hunting, Playing Cards, Camping
An Ideal First Date Would Be
My idea of a great time isn't shown above. My idea of a great time is getting high AF and then cheating on my long-term girlfriend with a dude. Ideal first date would be me picking you up in my car (I can't take you home because I live with my girlfriend and her son and she doesn't know I turn gay when I am on drugs), us pulling over somewhere and you sticking your dick in my ass while I play with my balls and trying to cum and not being successful and then dropping you off and going home to my girlfriend and going back to being a loving and heterosexual boyfriend.
I've Always Wanted To Try
Doing everything in my power to absolutely and totally destroy my girlfriend. A total mind fuck on her - sounds like so much fun!!!!
My Friends Describe Me As Being
I Don't Have Any Friends
Views
My Religion Is
Christian
I Attend Services
On Holidays
My Political Views Are
Republican
My Goal In Life Is
Is to destroy every person I come in contact with including my two children, my mom, my "step-son" and especially my girlfriend by doing drugs and then looking for a gay lover or gay fuck buddy. I also want to continue to end whatever I have left for a career and I even want to continue to terrorize the puppy and make her fear me with my drug-induced rages. Hey - but don't get me wrong - when I am high - none of those people or things matter - it's just about having a good time with the guy with his dick in my ass!
My Kind Of Humor Is
Sadistic, I Never Laugh
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
Cartoons, I Don't Like Tv, Reality Shows, Soaps
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Family
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Folk
When I Read, I Always Read
Home & Garden, Science, Romance
My Idea Of Fun Is
To get as high as I possibly can, masturbate with my limp dick (can't get hard when I am high), shove whatever I can up my ass - all on camera on various websites while my girlfriend pines away at home worrying about me.
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Oddities, Passiveness
What Do You Look For?
Anyone who wants to get high, toss my salad, fuck me in the ass, force me to suck their dick and help me completely and totally humiliate my lazy ass girlfriend.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Just Wanna Fuck